Kids Say the Darndest Things

I keep meaning to write down all the funny things that Greta says.  What better place than the blog?  She cracks us up!  Many times after I laugh, she asks, "what happened?"

Greta:  I want to wear a ring.  Do you want one?
Anna:  I am wearing my wedding ring.
G:  I have a wedding ring too.
A:  Who did you marry?
G:  Didi.

A:  Greta, please don't let Norris out.
G:  But, he wants to see the porcupines.

G:  Mommy, you have to listen to me.
A:  Okay.
G:  You don't want to break the kindle.

A:  Okay, Honey Bunny, time for nap.
G:  No, I'm not Honey Bunny, I'm Greta.
A:  Okay, Greta, time for nap.
G:  But, I already woke up!

Norris:  Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!
G:  SHUT UP!!!

Craig: (makes funny sound)
A:  (makes same sound)  Greta, you try.
G:  No, I can't do it.  Maybe when I get bigger.

A:  (reading book)
Leo: waaahh!!
G:  Leo doesn't like this book.

G:  What's that?
Grocery Store Bagger:  Those are (sanitizing) wipes.
G:  Like for our bum bums.

(On one of our walks around the block)
G:  Here's the big stick for you, Mommy.
A:  Wow, thank you.  It's a big one!
G:  Yeah!  Now you look like a lady!


Keep 'em coming, Greta!  And, stay cool, everyone!